Once upon a
time I was invited to the White House for a private dinner with the President.
I am a respected businessman,
with a factory that produces memory chips for computers and portable
electronics.
There was some talk that my
industry was being scrutinized by the administration, but I paid it no mind.
I live in a FREE country. There's nothing that the government
can do to me if I've broken no laws. My wealth was EARNED honestly,
and an invitation to dinner with an American President is an honor.
I checked my coat, was
greeted by the Chief of Staff, and joined the President in a yellow dining room.
We sat across from each other
at a table draped in white linen. The Great Seal was embossed on the
china. Uniformed staff served our dinner.
The meal was served, and I
was startled when my waiter suddenly reached out, plucked a dinner roll off my
plate and began nibbling it as he walked back to the kitchen..
"Sorry 'bout that,"
said the President. "Andrew is very hungry."
"I don't
appreciate..." I began, but as I looked into the calm brown eyes across
from me, I felt immediately guilty and petty. It was just a dinner
roll. "Of course," I concluded, and reached for my glass.
Before I could, however,
another waiter reached forward, took the glass away and swallowed the wine in a
single gulp. "And his brother, Eric, is very thirsty," said the
President.
I didn't say anything. The
President is testing my compassion, I thought. I withheld my comments and
decided to play along. I don't want to seem unkind..
My plate was whisked away
before I had tasted a bite.
"Eric's children are
also quite hungry."
With a lurch, I crashed to
the floor. My chair had been pulled out from under me.
I stood, brushing myself off
angrily, and watched as it was carried from the room.
And their grandmother can't
stand for long."
I excused myself, smiling
outwardly, but inside feeling like a fool. Obviously I had been invited to
the White House to be sport for some game. I reached for my coat, to find
that it had been taken.
I turned back to the
President.
"Their grandfather
doesn't like the cold."
I wanted to shout, "that
was my coat!" But again, I looked at the placid smiling face of my
host and decided I was being a poor sport. I spread my hands helplessly
and chuckled.
Then I felt my hip pocket and
realized my wallet was gone. I excused myself and walked to a phone on an
elegant side table.
I learned shortly that my
credit cards had been maxed out, my bank accounts emptied, my retirement and
equity portfolios had vanished, and my wife had been thrown out of our home.
Apparently, the waiters and
their families were moving in. The President hadn't moved or spoken as I
learned all this, but finally I lowered the phone into its cradle and turned to
face him.
"Andrew's whole family
has made bad financial decisions. They haven't planned for retirement and
they need a house. They recently defaulted on a subprime mortgage. I
told them they could have your home. They need it more than you do."
My hands were shaking. I
felt faint I stumbled back to the table and knelt on the floor.
The President cheerfully cut
his meat, ate his steak, and drank his wine. I lowered my eyes and stared
at the small grey circles on the tablecloth that were water drops.
"By the way," he
added, "I have just signed an Executive Order nationalizing your factories.
I'm firing you as head of
your business. I'll be operating the firm now for the benefit of all
mankind.
There's a whole bunch of
Erics and Andrews out there and they can't come to you for jobs groveling like
beggars...we need to spread YOUR wealth around..."
I looked up. The
President dropped his spoon into the empty ramekin which had been his crème
Brulee.
He drained the last drops of
his wine. As the table was cleared, he lit a cigarette and leaned back in
his chair.
He stared at me. I
clung to the edge of the table as if it were a ledge and I were a man hanging
over an abyss.
I thought of the years behind
me, of the life I had lived. The life I had earned with a lifetime of
work, risk and struggle.
Why was I punished? How
had I allowed it to be taken? What game had I played and lost? I
looked across the table and noticed with some surprise that there was no game
board between us.
What had I done wrong?
As if answering the unspoken
thought, President Obama suddenly cocked his head, locked his empty eyes to
mine, and bared a million teeth, chuckling wryly as he folded his hands.
"You
should have stopped me at the dinner roll," he said.
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!